¿Y si lo compra y/o usa un hombre?

¿Puede provocarle problemas hormonales? ¿Le saldrán tetas? ¿Se transformará en una especie de Winnie The Pooh humanizado? Quién sabe lo que le puede pasar al valiente que compre o utilice este estropajo.

Madam, you have made the perfect choice.
**** cleans and scrubs without scratching
**** is ideal for crockery, sinks, bathtubs,glass,floors,kitchenware,etc.
What would happen if a man bought this scourer? Would it cause him a hormonal imbalance? Would he develop breasts? Would he be transformed into a sort of humanised Winnie the Pooh?