Sunday, June 1, 2014

"La mujer del saco"

A sack-shaped bag? And how on earth am I supposed to carry it? As if I was taking the rubbish out? Holding it with two fingers and keeping it away from my body as if I had just cleaned up after my dog?
Santa Claus style? "Grab the loot" pose? Quick,quick, I have half a dozen followers waiting for my style advice. Being an egoblogger demands responsibility.
Eureka! I tie it around my head. I have just invented the sack-bag-turban! Designers get the sack! My headgear goes viral.Thousands of people worldwide imitate me. How much head luggage am I allowed onboard? Doubts,doubts DOUBTS! And I recover my long-forgotten belt bag to keep my keys,smartphone,wallet,etc,etc.
                                        The Lanvin creature that inspired this post

3 comments:

chema said...

si eliges la 'opción botín' y al salir de una tienda te pita porque llevas alguna cosa con alarma activada, va a resultar muy sospechoso...

Geno said...

Pues según lo requiera la ocasión jejejeje

Arien Ruiz said...

Hola guapa!
Madre mía no había visto este "bolso" antes pero....que despropósito!
Un besazo

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